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Don't Try This At Home

Post  Joebow on Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:22 pm




There is a knock at the door.

Doctor: Come in.

The door opens. Standing in the doorway is a Masked man dressed in Generic Wrestling Attire.

Doctor: Hey, Please do come in, How can I help you today?

Masked Man enters the room.

Masked Man: Well, I have a pain in my neck, pain in my knee and a really bad pain on my Coccyx

Doctor: Take a seat, I'll take a look at you.

Masked Man: Are you deaf? I said Coccyx ..

Doctor:Oh, yes.. Sorry. So, what is it you do for a living sir?

Masked Man: I'm a dentist. What the hell does it look like I do, I don't go around dressing up in spandex and a mask cos it's fashion. I'm a Wrestler.

Doctor: A Wrestler? But surely Wrestling is fake?

Masked Man starts to get enraged.

Masked Man: Fake? FAKE?!??!

Masked Man attacks the doctor hitting him with full might of his fist. Flooring the doctor. The masked man stands over the doctor's out cold body.


Masked Wrestler: “If it was fake I wouldn't be here now would I Estúpido? El burro sabe mas que tu”


Voice over: All our wrestlers are trained athletes. It takes years to learn and master the skills they perform in the ring.
Don't be a Burro, Don't try this at home, Stay safe!
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Post  Joebow on Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:21 pm



We see a Confession booth. A masked man enters the booth.

Masked Man: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Priest: Go on my child. In your own time.

Masked Man: I have slept with my brother's wife, Stole a Turkey from a supermarket and I attacked a Doctor in a hospital.

Priest: A doctor? Why on earth would you attack a doctor?

Masked Man: Well Father. I went to the hospital to sort out my Injuries I have picked up at work.

Priest: Work you say? What is it you do for work?

Masked Man: I am a Wrestler, Father.

Priest: Wrestling you say? But, Wrestling is fake.

The masked man starts to get enraged.

Masked Man: Fake? FAKE!?!

The masked man jumps out of the seat throws the door open and forces the door in which the priest is behind open. He grabs the priest, and floors him with great impact from his fist. Standing over the priest.

Masked Man: If it was fake I wouldn't have to go to a hospital now would I Estúpido? El burro sabe mas que tu”


Voice over: All our wrestlers are trained athletes. It takes years to learn and master the skills they perform in the ring.
Don't be a Burro, Don't try this at home, Stay safe!
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Post  Joebow on Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:49 pm



A masked man walks into are car lot. He is eyeing up a brand new (used) 2005 mustang.

Ed (used car salesman): Oh hello sir, I see you're interested in this exquisite Mustang. Only one previous owner. Forgive my imposing sir but you're wearing a rather interesting mask. How for?

Masked Man: I'm a Wrestler. I wrestle.

Ed: Wrestling, sir? Forgive my ignorance but, isn't wrestling fake?

The masked man starts to get enraged.

Masked Man: Fake? FAKE!?!

The Masked man Grabs Ed's scruff, moves him into a headlock position. The masked man then slams Ed's head into the bonnet of the 2005 Mustang.



Masked Man: If it were fake, that wouldn't hurt now
Would It Estúpido? El burro sabe mas que tu”


Voice over: All our wrestlers are trained athletes. It takes years to learn and master the skills they perform in the ring.
Don't be a Burro, Don't try this at home, Stay safe!
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